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闲人马大姐第78集剧情

第78集:第78集

    《马大姐贪便宜》  老伴王援朝的生日将至,马大姐思忖着买一块手表作生日礼物。购物时却禁不住不法商贩口若悬河,以“免费观看甩卖”等做为免费观看,买了一大堆假冒“名牌”洗发水。  结果劣质洗发水使老王严重脱发,为此马大姐遭到全家的一致批评,可她死不认错,百般推脱,不肯承认洗发水是致病祸根,还现身说法,自己也用洗发水洗了头,结果她的头发倒是没掉,却在免费观看之间变成了红色,被刘奶奶叽为“红毛妖怪”。潘大庆也讽刺马大姐贪免费观看宜吃大亏,越抠门儿越破财。马大姐赶不起这个时髦,不得不花钱把红发染黑。马大姐气愤地去找商贩算账,但见卖洗发水的地方已拆成一片废墟,哪有不法商贩的影子?  老王成了秃顶,觉得没脸见人,大热天捂个帽子上下班,众邻里十分奇怪。老王“讳秃”,马大姐却口没遮拦,屡屡犯忌,为此两口子没少闹气。  最后马大姐将劣质洗发水卖给了屠宰厂作脱毛剂,又给老王买了个假发套,可是因为贪便宜,假发质量不过关,屡屡变形,淋雨后还褪色,老王头上象顶了块方便面。

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